Alphabetical Musings

I'm sitting here bored proctoring and putting my tests in alphabetical order, and I've
come to the conclusion that with everything typed now, we should change the alphabet and
call w "double-vee" instead of "double-you" because it just doesn't look like 2 u's
anymore it looks like 2 v's. Thoughts? Am I the first to think of this? Is there anyway to capitalize on this financially? (This was sparked out of the inordinate number
of people in my class with u, v, and w last names)